Who's the sea God? (圖)

So, who is the tanned hunk enjoying a splash in the sun? The toned and tattooed back is a bit of a clue...
As he turnsaround all is revealed-it's David Beckham.
The star is currently taking some time out in France, so it wouldn't kill him to smile...
David sweeps back his hair from his eyes, but maybe he should take those massive glasses off if he wants to see where he's going.
David makes his way out of the water...
And covers himself up with some questionable long shorts - bring the body back out we say...