澳洲人怎麽自黑？

看到移花的帖，看來大家對遠在天邊的澳洲鄉下和澳洲口音都不陌生。那我就趁熱打鐵，響應移花的號召，來一波澳洲人自黑的笑話吧。全部都是從網上看來的哈。 

1. Australians don't have sex, Australians mate. （澳洲人打招呼都是： hey, mate; 順便笑話澳洲人沒文化)
2. What is the difference between yoghurt and Australia? Yoghurt has some culture. (俺沒文化)
3. What do you call an Aussie that scores well on an IQ test? A cheater. (俺還笨)
4. Did you hear about the Aussie that had a brain transplant?  The brain rejected him a week later （笨到醫生也木有辦法）
5. A British man is visiting Australia. The customs agent asks him, “Do you have a criminal record?” The British man replies, “I didn’t think you needed one to get into Australia anymore”（為不了解澳洲曆史的同學解釋一下笑點： 澳洲最開始是英國囚犯的流放地: 英國監獄關不下的，就送澳洲）
6. How many Aussies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
   Three. One to hold the bulb and two to turn the ladder. (敗事有餘的Aussie哈，screw 的意思你懂的）
7. Q: What’s the difference between Cinderella and the Melbourne football team?

A: Cinderella wanted to get to the ball. （這個和國足有一比啊）

8. You know you’re in Australia when you’re surprised the train arrives on time. （懶散的Aussie啊）
9. Why is Australia such a dry country?

We don’t have a king or queen to reign on it.（氣候不好怪國王）

10. If it takes an IQ of 60 to tie shoelaces, why do so many Australians wear thongs? （出門有風險，穿鞋要謹慎）