俺兒也挺牛的

晚上我喊二豬吃飯,二豬說:"我要撲撲." 二豬不是很理解撲撲不是啥好東西.

"那就去吧."

好半天沒聽到動靜."完了沒呢?"

"沒有.I made a big fat one.  It's a daddy 撲撲. I made a mommy 撲撲, too.  I need to make the whole family.  I have already made 愛美麗（俺家千金）.  I still need to make me." 暈!這樣比喻,也太滅自家威風了!

過了一會兒,二豬說:"完了."

"衝.洗手."

"No. 等一下."自己顛顛地跑到廳裏找到照相機,跑回廁所衝著自己的作品,卡碴,卡碴,記錄在案.