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如果有人搶了你老婆,最好的報復是什麽?

(2012-02-15 18:02:26) 下一個
婚姻的幽默
 
 

"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." 

如果有人搶了你的老婆最好的報復就是讓他留著
Lee Majors (美國電影明星 - .梅爾)

"After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay" together.

結婚後夫妻就像一個硬幣的兩麵他們不但不能麵對麵而且還分不開
Al Gore (克林頓當總統時的副總統 - 阿爾·戈爾)

"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."
不管怎麼樣還是結婚的好如果你找到一個好太太你會很幸福假如你找到一個壞的你會成為一個哲學家
Socrates (古希臘的思想家哲學家教育家 - 蘇格拉底)

"Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them."
女人給了男人做大事的激勵和靈感同時又給了男人完成大事的阻力
Mike Tyson (前美國拳王 - 麥克.泰森)

"The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" 

有一個好問題我總是沒答案那就是女人到底想要什麼
George Clooney (美國著名演員 - 喬治·克魯尼)

"I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me." 

我跟我太太才說了幾個字她卻回了我一段長篇大論
Bill Clinton (美國前總統- 比爾.克林頓)

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

有人問我婚姻能維持這麼長的秘密我們每個星期去餐館兩次晚餐有燭光音樂和跳舞她星期二去我星期五去
George W. Bush (美國前總統 - 小布希)

"Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up."

有兩個秘密能讓你的婚姻圓滿
1.
當你錯時馬上認錯 
2.
當你對時閉上嘴巴
Shaquille O’Neal (
美國籃球巨星 - 沙奎爾.奧尼爾)

"The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once..."

最有效的方法記住你太太的生日就是先忘掉一次
Kobe Bryant (
美國籃球巨星 - 科比·布萊恩特)

"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."

一個好太太當她是錯的時候總是原諒她的丈夫
Barack Obama (美國總統- 歐巴馬)



"Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy."

婚姻是唯一的敵我睡在一張床上的戰爭
Tommy Lee (美國老牌電影明星 - 湯米.)









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