對流氓要禮讓

今天和大仙外出午餐,車到停車場,在等候Parking的時候見一鬼佬走到一車前,開門,於是趨前等候..
鬼佬開了車門後,往我們看了看,問道: “you want to park here?”
還沒等我們回答,他向我們樹起中指,然後來一句 “F...”
我氣得七竅生煙: 你他媽走就走,不走就不走,那裏惹著你哪?
他見我在罵中文,來了一句: “What? F...Chinese...”
大仙笑嘻嘻地把話接過去了:
“Thank you for telling us where is heaven,we have plenty time, we can wait. Get your mum there first, your father second...and all your family. .but your wife...because she goes there with someone-else.... you 6 o'clock, you get it?

“平時沒見你的英文沒那麽流利的?”
“特地練的”