家長的年齡

在兒子學期班那個假期。一天，兒子和一個朋友玩，忽然，朋友問：How old are your parents?

兒子問我：Mom, how old are you and Dad?

我正準備回答，女兒道：Mom is 18 and Dad is 19.

兒子告訴他朋友：My Mom is 18 and my Dad is 19.

等他朋友走後， 女兒跟兒子說：You are 6, I am 12 and Mom is 18. That means Mom had me when she was at your age.

兒子瞪大眼睛：嗯？嗯。

女兒懶得再跟他解釋。

幾年後，他跟cousin玩，才知道實情。

一個鄰居說: I can't tell my D my age. She would tell everyone.