海棠花飛
讀讀，寫寫，聊聊，快快樂樂地變老。
女兒給我做了一個很美的slide show慶生，背景音樂是周傑倫那小眯縫眼的。也不知為何，女兒特飯那小子。俺說流行歌曲給你聽張學友，張國榮的，那才叫個好聽。周傑倫吐字不清，他的歌俺聽半天，也聽不明白說啥呢。女兒不賣賬：你飯的偶像都這麽老，哪有Jay Chow 迷人啊。唉。。。
在含混的Jan式音樂伴奏中，是一連串她精心挑選的家庭照片秀。間歇著，從各個角落，以各種方式，跳蹦出各式狀態的文字。不大不小的Teenager，用不完的energy，超嫉妒地說。。。
轉錄下來作個紀念 (洋文是她的，中文是老媽的讀後感)：
Why do we love you so?
Too many reasons to count...
But we shall attempt anyway!!
(開頭還行，一看就是馬屁貼，但誰不愛馬屁呢？看你怎麽拍下去！)
You are...
Considerate
Sweet
Cute
Huggable (*Squeals* I love hugging you!!) (嗯，有點創意)
Funny (even if you don't get my jokes. ^_^) (7，你那叫幽默？！)
Understanding (us girls stick together foreva!) (該把你整去做spelling bee！)
Fun (I mean, just look at all the parties you're invited to!)
(嘿嘿，每次都拖上你，痛苦吧：)
Competitive
Evil (at times, like when you don't let me listen to my music. >_<)
(原來你都在心裏罵)
Beautiful (馬屁！)
Fashionable (The best shopping buddy a girl could have!)
(嘿嘿，把淘便宜貨忽悠成時髦，俺還真行)
Enthusiastic
Loving (you'll love your family through anything even if we annoy the hell outta you sometimes. ^^) (好像有點句法問題，說不準來著)
Someone who doesn't need too many packs of aspirin
(這說到點了，老媽不喜歡藥片)
Someone who's daughter considers you to be a best friend. (真滴？)
Strict (in a good way..I think.) (如果不加那I think，俺會更開心噢)
Skilled (at cooking, teaching, tennis, education)
(7，沒那兩刷子，哪鎮得住這一大家)
Hard-working
Tolerant (heehee it takes someone with real skill to take care of ME!)
(你對俺來說是小菜啦)
Patient (pfft. Look at what you did to XX! It's a miracle!) (你弟弟是有點不太好消化)
Creative (you try to be with you're cooking ^^) (被你們給逼滴)
Fair
Determined (..to beat me in tennis. *glares*) (看你痛苦，是一件多開心的事啊)
Ambitious
Concerning
Passionate (about everything you do!)
Intelligent
Forgiving (it takes someone strong to forgive) (哼，別忽悠，拿C絕不原諒你！)
Proud
Sometimes really stubborn (說清楚點，這馬屁有點。。。)
Easily annoyed (好像開始批判聊。。。)
Fun to poke. (what? I like to poke you. ) (開始折磨聊。。。)
Fun to tease. (even though I get blamed a lot for it..)
Someone who doesn't understand sarcasm. (啥？老媽是白癡？！)
The one who brought life. (to me and xx that's the ultimate gift! ^^)
(7, 還用你說，當初你老爸就看中俺能生養來著)
Someone who likes to baby the oldest child. (as long as you don't show my baby pictures I'm fine with that. ^^) (還就喜歡你的BABY 照片，現在三大五粗，擠豆豆，有啥好秀滴？！)
Finishing up...
You are loved beyond measure.
You are treasured.
You are the best because the love you show shines.
You are our Mother!!
At Last
I want to wrap this up with a conclusion. Ahem. You our mother and I know that this day ( your BIRTHDAY!!!) will come again in another full year and I would just like to let you know that I care about you. You are important to me and engraved forever in my heart. And although you are always suspicious of my motives (非常懷疑滴說), like when I tried to take your picture to draw a portrait, I still love you for who you are. I have only ONE eensy teensy thing to say left...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
唉，這臭女兒，最後還是把俺忽悠得老眼有點潮濕，Jay 的歌也能聽個半懂了。得表達一下感激之情：“女兒，謝謝你的禮物，當媽的很高興。以後呢，就不要花這麽多時間做貼了，如果你能用這時間練你的鋼琴。。。”
“媽，你，你又來了，不是？唉。。。你真是典型的中國媽咪啊，讓我拿你怎麽辦？”
“怎麽辦？簡單！忍著唄。 你上麵洋洋灑灑羅列了36條，這麽好的老媽，上哪找？！”
作者：海棠花飛 (http://blog.wenxuecity.com/myindex.php?blogID=26531)
7，你和蟲子也是一丘之貉，看你倆鬧騰得，你閉門不見客快兩星期吧。比俺倆折騰多得去了：)
絕對的遺傳因素，鑒定完畢
嘿嘿，共勉之：)
看著那一家有一個蘭球隊那麽多孩子的"從南方來的" 表哥表嫂們就想, 這本事大的父母怎麽就不多生些? 為國家多做點貢獻.
海棠,眼光遠大些, 有國才有家.
謝謝你的MP， 好像聽說你唱歌不錯，有空一定去聽：)
謝謝MM，那是俺那閨女的MP啊~~
• 老夢：俺女兒的MP功可是了得啊：) -海棠花飛- ♀ (0 bytes) (1 reads) 11/9/07
• 那當然，咱中壇的後代嘛！ -夢思得- ♂ (0 bytes) (1 reads) 11/9/07
• 嘿嘿，中壇後繼有人聊，以後都得練英文！ ：) -海棠花飛- ♀ (0 bytes) (0 reads) 11/9/07
• 這馬屁拍得多好啊！真是為你感到高興，有這麽個好女兒~~~ -蜜三刀- ♀ (0 bytes) (2 reads) 11/9/07
• 謝謝，你的做菜才教高明：) -海棠花飛- ♀ (0 bytes) (0 reads) 11/9/07
• 好窩心的小棉襖，強烈要求看家庭照片秀 -圓夢- ♀ (0 bytes) (1 reads) 11/9/07
• 現在美麗豆豆的小樣，不能秀啊：) -海棠花飛- ♀ (0 bytes) (2 reads) 11/9/07
• 現在的孩子真可憐,老媽的錢是越來越難騙了.誰讓你給了個空連接.砸你沒商量.當然,是因為嫉妒. -百樂門- ♂ (46 bytes) (11 reads) 11/9/07
• 嘿嘿，砸吧，盡情的砸吧，周末，我快樂著你的痛苦：) -海棠花飛- ♀ (0 bytes) (0 reads) 11/9/07
• 這女兒太人才了 三十六條不管她是一揮而就還是絞盡腦汁，這MP功簡直是驚天地泣老媽啊！ -黑黑黑黑- (66 bytes) (18 reads) 11/9/07
• 不是嗎？連俺這麽皮厚的媽都給忽悠得快鬆了階級鬥爭那弦：) -海棠花飛- ♀ (0 bytes) (0 reads) 11/9/07
• 9494。。。ZT: 驚天地泣老媽啊!! -Blue_Berry- ♀ (0 bytes) (1 reads) 11/9/07
• 還是不能忘記階級鬥爭，道路很漫長滴：) -海棠花飛- ♀ (0 bytes) (0 reads) 11/9/07
• 真羨慕你有個女兒, 還這麽聰明優秀. -*薔薇*- ♀ (0 bytes) (1 reads) 11/9/07
• 女兒就是貼心啊~~ -海棠花飛- ♀ (0 bytes) (0 reads) 11/9/07
• 女兒好好女兒， 你女兒還知道周傑倫啊？ 太羨慕了 -曉夢- ♀ (0 bytes) (1 reads) 11/9/07
• 比老夢都強。。。。 周傑倫是那個壇的？ -夢思得- ♂ (0 bytes) (2 reads) 11/9/07
• 真不明白，那小子還特有女人緣，都是美女往上撲啊：) -海棠花飛- ♀ (0 bytes) (0 reads) 11/9/07
• 幸福得暈過去啦你！ -二狗娘- ♀ (0 bytes) (1 reads) 11/9/07
• 嘿嘿，有點，不敢曬太多，怕吹牛的嫌疑：) -海棠花飛- ♀ (0 bytes) (0 reads) 11/9/07
• 這母親太完美了 女兒嘴真甜， 好。 -IvyLi- ♂ (17 bytes) (1 reads) 11/9/07
• 謝謝~~ -海棠花飛- ♀ (0 bytes) (0 reads) 11/9/07
• 美S你了, 嗬嗬 -笨企鵝- ♀ (0 bytes) (1 reads) 11/9/07
• 是滴，是滴~~ -海棠花飛- ♀ (0 bytes) (0 reads) 11/9/07
• 哇,這女兒和媽都太強了,幸福ING.......................... -玫瑰也瘋狂- ♀ (0 bytes) (1 reads) 11/9/07
• 謝謝玫瑰~~ -海棠花飛- ♀ (0 bytes) (0 reads) 11/9/07
小海棠花苞待放，略顯一招，海棠花飛舒展蝶舞))))
Happy Birthday!