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Alan says:
What is Galaxy

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Alan says:
What is Galaxy?

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Galaxy: Galaxy, a massive ensemble of hundreds of millions of stars, all gravitationally interacting, and orbiting about a common center. Astronomers....

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Alan says:
What is the size of Australia?

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Australia is 2,966,200 sq mi.

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Alan says:
what is the size of Australia in square km?

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Australia is 2,966,200 sq mi.

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Alan says:
how to convert square mi to square meter?
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One square mile is 2,589,988.110336 square meters.
(1 mile^2 = 2,589,988.110336 m^2)

Alan says:
how to convert square mi to square kilometer?

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One square mile is 2.589988 square kilometers.
(1 mile^2 = 2.589988 km^2)


Alan says:
Who are you?

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Alan says:
?

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Alan says:
What is a cello?

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Alan says:
hehe

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Alan says:
k!

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Alan says:
tmd

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Alan says:
tnnd

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Alan says:
笑死我了！

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