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【幽默】THE WOMAN\'S GUIDE TO MALE ENGLISH

(2008-06-19 09:41:14) 下一個


THE WOMAN'S GUIDE TO MALE ENGLISH

WHAT HE SAYS

WHAT HE MEANS

I'm hungry

I'm hungry

I'm sleepy

I'm sleepy

I'm tired

I'm tired

Do you want to go to a movie

I'd eventually like to have sex with you

Can I take you out to dinner?

I'd eventually like to have sex with you

Can I call you sometime?

I'd eventually like to have sex with you

May I have this dance?

I'd eventually like to have sex with you

Nice dress

Nice cleavage!

You look tense, let me give you a massage

I want to fondle you

What's wrong?

I don't see why you're making such a big deal out of this

What's wrong?

what meaningless, self inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

What's wrong?

I guess sex tonight is out of the question

I'm bored

Do you want to have sex?

I love you

Let's have sex now

I love you, too

Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!

Yes, I like the way you cut your hair

I liked it better before

Yes, I like the way you cut your hair

$50 and it doesn't look that much different!

Let's talk

I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me

Will you marry me?

I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you

I like that one better (while shopping)

Pick any frigging dress and let's go home!

 

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