爆笑小學生作文 英文中文二版

英文版
Son: "Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don't know what Politics is."
Father: "Well, let's take our home as an example. I am the bread-winner, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom is the administrator of money, so we'll call her Government. We take care of your need, so let's call you The People. We'll call the maid the Working Class and your brother we can call The Future. Do you understand son?"
Son: "I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it."

That night awakened by his brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room, where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep. The next morning he reported to his father.

Son: "Dad, now I think I understand what Politics is."
Father: "Good son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?"
Son: "Well Dad, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, Government is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of $hit."

中文版

老師要同學寫一篇有關國家 , 黨 , 社會和人民的作文。小明不理解這些詞的含意

老爸 :" 國家是最大的 , 就像你奶奶一樣 。 黨是最有權利的 , 是一家之主 , 就像我一樣。社會就是為黨和國家幹活的，還得聽黨的話，就像你媽媽。而人民是最小的，說什麽也沒人聽，就像你這個樣子。 "

晚上小明想寫作文，可還是不明白哪些詞的意思，就去找奶奶問一下子，可是奶奶已睡覺了。就隻好找他老爸，那裏知到這個時候他老爸和老媽正在做住床上運動，他老爸一看小明來到就給兩個耳光，給打出房外，小明沒辦法，隻好哭著返房寫作文。　

全文如下 :
國家已沉睡 , 黨在玩社會 , 社會在呻吟 , 人民在流淚 。