糗大了！

周末上午一起出門，名義是公婆倆個Date一下，內容是吃Brunch, 然後去給我買保暖的衣服。嚐試了一家朋友介紹的餐館。非常地道啊。吃地心滿意足後去Shopping center. 停好了車，一起走向商場。因為心情好，所以我故意問：

"Are you going to buy nice clothes for your date?"

"Yes, of course, honey!"

"Are you going to buy same clothes for your wife?"

"Yes, honey, of course!"

然後老公哈哈大笑，那聲音能傳到十裏外。我覺得奇怪，就是高興也沒必要這麽笑啊，就拽了一下他的胳膊問“Why？”。老公示意我的左後方:"That woman turned around and looked at us with very surprised face!". 我立刻回頭，OMG， 真的，有個女的在裝車，離得很近，我剛剛真地沒注意旁邊有人。

估計這下全體Chinese Ladies都會被她聲討的。各位，我非常誠心地道歉啊！

我確實很過分。到了商場裏，挑好衣服到男裝那邊找他的時候，又故技重施。這次改成誰也不認識誰的搭訕了:

"Excuse me sir, do you need help?"

"Yes, my beautiful lady!"

"I’d like to help you, and could you do me a favor as well? ....you have same body shape as my husband, would you please be my model?"

然後是一係列的親密接觸，幫助翻好領子啦，拉一拉鎖啦，之類的親密舉動，讓不遠處的兩個帥哥看的瞪大了眼。老實說我們家胖子可真沒人家帥啊！嗬嗬嗬。

 

 

[微風拂麵來]

這麽個幽默風趣的人該早日康複。加油！

[初晨的陽光]

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