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For The Kids...

(2006-11-04 05:23:58) 下一個
What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A: A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You can step in a poodle!

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
A petticoat!

What do you get if you cross a dog and a lion?
A terrified postman!

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than it's bite!

What is a dogs favorite flower?
Anything in your garden!

What dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel!

What's a dog favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
That hit the spots!

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?
I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!
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