The Pastor's Ass

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作者: 不詳

The 
Pastor's Ass
      
  
      The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and 
it won.
  
      The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey 
that he entered it in the
race 
again and it won again.

  
      The local paper read:

    PASTOR'S 
ASS OUT FRONT.
  
      The Bishop was so upset with this kind of 
publicity that he ordered
the 
Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.


  
      The next day the local paper headline 
read:

 

BISHOP
SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S 
ASS.
  
      This was too much for the Bishop so he 
ordered the Pastor to get
rid 
of the donkey.

  
      The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a 
nearby convent.
  
      The local paper, hearing of the news, posted 
the following headline
the 
next day:
  
  
  NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
  
  The Bishop fainted.
  
      He informed the Nun that she would have to 
get rid of the donkey so
she 
sold it to a farmer for $10.

 

      The next day the paper read:

 NUN
SELLS ASS FOR $10.
  
      This was too much for the Bishop so he 
ordered the Nun to buy back
 the 
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run 
wild.


The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
  
      The Bishop was buried the next day.

  
      The moral of the story is . . . being 
concerned about public opinion
can 
bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your 
life.

  
      So be yourself and enjoy life.

  
      Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and 
you'll be a lot happier
and 
live longer!