Ah Beng Story

1) Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?

    Because below 18 not allowed.

2) Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.

Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"

Salesgirl : "Yes !"

Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please "

3) Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job.

He supplied the information for the columns on >Name, Age, Address etc.

Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", >but he is not sure of the
question.

After much thought, he writes " Yes "

4) Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.

Ah Beng : "What is that shiny object ?"

Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."

Ah Beng : "What does it do ?"

Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"

Ah Beng : "I'll buy it"

The next day, A! h Beng goes to work with his thermo flask >Boss : "What
is that shiny object ?"

Ah Beng : "It's a thermos flask."

Boss : "What does it do ?"

Ah Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"

Boss : "What do you have in it !?"

Ah Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream"

5) After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares it
with >the original for spelling mistakes.

6) Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks his
picture is being taken.