愛情解密之二十六：5 Questions Most Feared by Men－絕不能給的答案

許多男人都喜歡講老實話，這個也沒什麽不對或不好。可是，當你被問到這5個問題的時候，下麵的答案你是絕對不能說出來的。還是那句話，否則後果自負。

1. What are you thinking about?
a. Football.
b. How to find more time with her, not you, darling
c. How fat you are.
d. How much prettier she is than you
e. How would I spend the insurance money if you died？

2. Do you love me?
a. Oh Yeah, $#%&.
b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
c. That depends on what you mean by love.
d. Does it matter?
e. Who, me?

3. Do I look fat in this?
a. Compared to what?
b. I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin.
c. A little extra weight looks good on you.
d. I've seen fatter.
e. Sorry, you asked me?

4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
a. Yes, but you have a better personality (or butt)
b. Not prettier, but definitely thinner
c. Not as pretty as you when you were her age
d. Oh yes. You know we should be always honest to each other
e. Sorry what did you say?

5. What would you do if I died?
a. Leave my socks on wherever I want
b. Make noise while I’m eating and enable to sit anywhere to eat
c. Play video (or computer) game all day (and night, of course) long
d. Clean out the toilet and sink once a month
e. Speak whatever I want to say without worrying about being called jerk

我竄改或添加了不少的答案，主要是怕你一不小心，漏嘴吐露出心中的秘密。特別是在甜言蜜語，溫柔體貼的強大攻勢下，為了表示你的忠心耿耿，很容易脫嘴而出的。或是為了表示你一直以來都是有什麽，就說什麽（其實還不是你懶而已）。

So until next time，希望我嘔心瀝血的努力能讓你每次平安涉險。