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(2016-05-07 11:13:51)
ManyyearsagowhenIwasstillingraduateschool,ourdepartmenthasalargegroupofChinesegraduatestudents.Thedepartmentscheduledweeklygraduateseminarsforthegraduatestudentstopresenttheirresearchprogressandfindingsaswellastotraintheirpresentationskills.AnumberoftheChinesestudentsoftenused"moreharder,morestronger,morelarger,more...,"unintentionallyintheiroralpresentations.Andsometimes,theyevenuse&quo...[閱讀全文]
(2016-05-07 11:13:08)
今天割草時，割草機把一個藏在草裏的蜂窩搗毀了，受到大群的土峰的追擊。因坐在拖拉機上專注於駕駛，並不知情。直到頭上，背上連受兩次攻擊，才反應過來。以赤手空拳打開一條通路突圍。看來這和諧社會也不容易建立。這些土峰，我讓他們在我的地盤上白吃白住，生兒育女，居然攻擊主人。為反恐，我也得進口一些HQ9了。
記得小時上山砍柴，見懸崖上一根批把樹上[閱讀全文]
記得小時上山砍柴，見懸崖上一根批把樹上[閱讀全文]
(2016-05-07 11:12:39)
Thereisanoutsideandoldpersonwhoalwaysattendsourdepartment'sweeklygraduateseminar.Heappearstobeanoldprofessorfromotherengineeringdepartments.Healwaysasksgoodquestionsintheseminars,especiallyintheareasofmyspecialtieswhichsurprisedmetosomedegree.Onetime,oneofmyPh.D.studentswantedtoformhisdissertationcommittee.Heaskedmewhoheshouldputonthecommittee.Isaidhowabouttheprofessorwhoattendsoutseminarregularly...[閱讀全文]
(2016-05-07 11:10:01)
Thesonofmyfriend,about10-yearold,likestoplaybutdoesnotliketodohomeworks.Hisdaddythreatenshimthatifyoucannotgetincollege,Iwillkickyououtofthehousewhenyouare18.Thelawpermitsmetodoso.Thisemptythreatapparentlymadesomeimpressiontotheboy.
WhenOBwascompainingforhisfirstterm,theteacheraskedeachkidtowriteanessayon"IfyouareOBandgetelected,whichlawyouwillchange?"Theboy'sessayis"Iwillch...[閱讀全文]
WhenOBwascompainingforhisfirstterm,theteacheraskedeachkidtowriteanessayon"IfyouareOBandgetelected,whichlawyouwillchange?"Theboy'sessayis"Iwillch...[閱讀全文]
(2016-05-07 11:09:35)
Amanhasbeenafraidofridingairplaneeversincehischildhoodinfearofthatsomeonewillbringabombontheplane.Hemanagedyearsandyearstogoplacesavoidingflights.
Astimewenton,hissongrewolder,wenttocollege,foundajob,gotmarriedandsettleddownontheothercoastofthecountry.Oneday,hissoncalledhimup.“Daddy,wejusthadanewbabyandyoushouldcomeovertoseeyourgrandson.”
The3,...[閱讀全文]
(2016-05-07 11:05:02)
Thisisatruestoryaboutme.Ifeelprettyfunnyinthetoday’sstandardandwouldliketosharewiththefriendshere.
IcametotheUSinthemid80’s.OuroldfriendsmaystillrememberthepoliticalandeconomicsituationsinChinainthoseyears.Beforeleavingthecountry,wewentthroughanoverseas-goingtraining.Amongthematerialscovered,thetrainertoldasadstoryaboutanabsentmindedChineseprofessorwhowasavisitingscholaratafamousUSu...[閱讀全文]
(2016-05-07 11:03:59)
（湊企鵝的趣）兒時愛湊熱鬧看露天電影。兩根豎杆上掛麵屏幕就開演，大人小孩追十幾裏路看那些連每句台詞都會背的電影。人多的往往屏幕前後都是人，2D的畫麵就成了4D。加上單音道，5D電影。比現在去影院看3D電影歡樂多了。來的人也不見得都是為看電影，小偷，打架鬥毆，談對象的也不少。在大概上二年級時又去看“南征北戰”，正看在大戰正酣之時聞著一[閱讀全文]
(2016-05-07 11:03:41)
午飯後疾走，路邊偶見此告示牌。這可是一個給我這容量有限的腦瓜子充點藝術細胞的好機會。在圖書館轉了好幾圈就沒找到想要看的藝術展覽。出來仔細看看牌子下麵的小字，MGD.嘰，一個賣沙拉，三明治，湯的小店需要起這樣高大上的名字嗎？ [閱讀全文]
(2016-05-07 11:03:27)
小時和哥哥一塊上山砍柴，為了抄近路，我們從一山水衝出來的懸崖往上爬。剛爬上長寬約一米的平台，看見幾條大蛇在上麵睡覺。進退無路，我和哥哥不約而同地揮起砍刀一通大殺。完後我們都癱坐在那裏好久。
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(2016-05-07 11:03:13)
大學同學鍛煉過度得病了，身體軟腿痛，醫生建議在家養一段時間。我說他“你博士老婆會伺候你了”。這家夥說“我老婆見我病了可心疼了，心疼我沒辦法心疼她了”
這家夥每天要走或跑20000步以上，把所有朋友圈裏的人都蓋過，經常在群裏曬記錄。哪天要是排名出來他沒當第一，隻要還沒到12點，一定要爬起來再跑一會。前幾天一位從不鍛煉的同學也加入進[閱讀全文]
