Amazingly well done. Like a few others, your

first Chinese-to-English translation captures the beauty of being simple.  The fourth is also praiseworthy.

Your second E-to-C is outstanding: it takes care of cultural differences that might pose some difficulty for Chinese readers, I think.

And someone finally gets "go down" right!  :)

It takes a sharp-eyed person to get "cigarette smoking"; the whole thing would have been almost perfect if only you had put that "s" somewhere else.  :)