我炒了我的老板

I consider how my working hours went:

My boss always wants me to work fast,

She wants to save the cost, every cent,

She wishes I were a robot---multitask.

She is afraid employees steal her food,

She keeps her eyes on pricey things like meat,

only she can sample dishes for bad or good.

I never get a chance to rest my feet:

collect dishes, plates and many a chopstick

set up all chairs, clean tables and the floor,

she won't let me leave even if I'm sick,

Until I really can't stand it anymore.

so I fired her yesterday:  you damn witch

I will buy your restaurant when I'm rich!