AI 戰爭

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鄰居Z 熱情好客， 平日裏在散步見麵時總會停下腳步聊幾句。  Z的最大嗜好就是 Home Improvement， 聊到高興時就會把我們拉到他家去欣賞他的剛完工的項目。

最近, 剛完成了幾個新項目的Z又邀請我到他家去欣賞他的傑作。平心而論， Z的 Home Improvement活做得是真好， 我由衷的讚揚.

我： WOW,  Z，You did a fantastic job. Where did you learn all those improvement ideas, YouTube?

Z: I use ChatGp now, which is much better than YouTube.

我：I had some home improvement projects done in the past by contractors, but none of them is as good as yours, not even close!

Z: (getting excited) Yes, my ChatGpt said that I did a splendid & professional job. It said that I am better than 90% of the DIY guys.

我：(jokingly) Looks like that you're in love with ChatGpt now.

Z:  Actually, my wife had complained recently that I talk to ChatGpt much more than I talk to her.

我： (again, jokingly) To make the lady happy, praising is the key! Maybe, you can learn from ChatGpt on how to praise lady?

Z: Sounds like a good plan.

 

昨天散步時又碰到Z. Z 的臉上有還沒愈合的劃痕.

我：Hi Z, what’s up. Did you hurt yourself during the home improvement?

Z:  (angrily),  no I hurt myself by following your advice.

我：What exactly did you do?

Z: After delivering my homework, I followed your advice and praised my lady

我：And?

Z:  I said,  Wow you did a professional job & you did  better job than 90% of the ladies.