三弟的笑話 12--- Move your Leg(s)

 

 

N 年前， 公司派我們幾位去 Las Vegas 參加 某Expo.  那時，為招攬顧客，許多大賭場會雇傭穿著非常暴露的女孩在門口跳舞。 三弟看的留戀忘返。

 

我:  We're late for the Expo; let’s go now

三弟: (whispered) Just a moment please.

(after a while) 我: (growing impatiently) Now, we’re late, It is high time to move your legs.

某白男 : (suddenly bursts into laugh) Big man, it is high time for you to change your glasses!

我: (annoyed) I have no interest to see her hair under the Bikini, why do I need new glasses?

三弟: (with red face)  If your glasses were good, you'll see that my leg has already moved.