Tell you one funny story

I slapped my ex boyfriend in front of cops. Police put me in jail, and One friend paid $10k to bail me out.

After half year, I married the friend, and after four months, I went to greencard interview, the officer asked me that if I had been arrested or not, I said yes. The officer checked her computer, then told my hu*****nad "oh, my god, she is a dangerous woman, you still have two years probation."

The officer asked me" Did this happened after you got married and then you slapped you ex boyfriend?" I said:" before we got married, and my hu*****and helped me out."

The officer laugh" aha, that is why your hu*****and build relationship with you."

She granted me greencard.