答案在此

答案：其實沒有最終答案。某雜誌經過讀者評選，選出了投稿中前三名最好笑的標題：

                               The Winner
“I sent my wife up an hour ago about the noise. Have you seen her?”

                                Second Place

“What a coincidence! I couldn’t sleep either!”

                                Third Place

“Do you mind? I’m trying to play the drums downstairs.”