周末一笑：An energetic wife

1 An energetic wife精力旺盛的妻
Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?
Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window.
Neighbor: Your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise?
Husband: I… I happened to be inside the coat.

2 Good sight好視力

Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?

Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the sun, and they tell me it's about ninety-three million miles away.

3 Who's better satisfied? 誰更滿足？

Who's better satisfied? A person with six children or a person with $6 million? Why?

The person with six children of course. Because the one with $6 million wants more.

4 Marry Him嫁給他

Jane loved Tony, but she worried about all the money he squandered when they went out together. “How can I stop Tony spending so much money on me?” She asked her mother.

　　“Marry him!”

5 Hen's Legs母雞的腿

Son: Why are hen's legs so short?

Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs into pieces when laying?

6 Two chickens兩隻雞

Uncle Silas had lighted his pipe for a comfortable smoke，when Aunt Mary looked up from her knitting and said：“Silas，do you know that Sunday next will be the thirtieth anniversary of our wedding？”

　　“I swan，”said Silas，“is that so，and what about it？”

　　“Oh，nothing，”said Aunt Mary，“Only thought maybe we ought to kill them two Rhode Island Red chickens.”

　　“But，Mary，”said Uncle Silas，“How can you blame them two Rhode Island Red chickens for what happened thirty years ago？”

 （from Internet)