a joke

LOVE......has no boundaries. An elderly couple had just learned how to send text

messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband

was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided
to...send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me
your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me
a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

The husband texted back to her:

"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."