Putin: Join me, Trump. Come to the dark side. Together, we can rule the whole galaxy, father and son.
Trump: Oh， okey dokey. But Daddy, do I get to choose my title, like, the most accomplished military strategist in the entire US history?
Trump: I did NOT send the scarce Covid test kit to Putin
Kremlin: Yes, you DID.
MAGAs: Trump is THE most accomplished military strategist in the US history!
Putin: that a boy! Come to Papa!
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athena58 發表評論於 2024-10-09 17:06:44
哈哈哈，樓下說的美國曆史上最偉大的軍事家pathetically got fact checked by Kremlin. 川普前腳才否認送緊缺醫療物品給普丁，幾個小時後克裏姆林宮就證實有這回事。當然，MAGA教徒是從來不讀英文媒體的。
川粉馬嘎教徒們認為他們比前澳洲總理更了解偉大的軍事家：
Former Prime Minister of Australia Malcolm Turnbull: “When you see Trump with Putin, as I have on a few occasions, he’s like the 12-year-old boy that goes to high school and meets the captain of the football team. ‘My hero!’ It’s really creepy…the creepiness was palpable”
這樣的狗屎，也隻有中共樂意拿在手裏，吞下肚去，吧嗒吧嗒嘴，大呼小叫：美味美味。
這就叫：魚找魚蝦找蝦烏龜找的是王八。中共不鑽糞坑，就不叫中共廖。