某一天,
兒:"媽媽,我不可以MARRYYOU."
媽:"為啥?"
兒:"因為你老了."
媽:"啊,就因為我老了你就不能MARRY我了?你也要娶個年輕的?"
兒:"是啊,我沒辦法.因為我聽說老了就要DIE了."
媽:"那你要MARRY誰?"
兒:"我隻有MARRYXXX了."(注:XXX是他姐)
媽:"其實你不可以MARRY媽媽,也不能MARRYXXX,因為我們是一家人,你得MARRY別人."
兒:"哦......好吧."(注:聽起來很不情願)
第二天,
兒:[
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