Ihaveknownmymanagerformorethan6years.Heisstillusinganold-fashionedweirdkeyboard.Idon'tknowifitisbecauseofthekeyboardorsomesub-consciousthing,hekeepsonmissingthe"k"inlook.ReadthefollowingIM:
WQ:Matt,theXXfileiscorruptedagain.
Matt:Ok,Iwilltakealoo
k
WQ:OMG,it'sthesecondtimethisishappening!
Matt:what?thesecondtimethefileiscorrupted?or?
WQ:NO!youmissingthe'k'!
Ma...[
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Ozaareheartoncalmolivedolloftenwantoptionlogic
Fatherwascalmatthefarm.
Honestyandhonorcomefromtheheart.
Tomwantslargeolives
It'scommonlyhotonthegolfcourse.
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HAPPYBIRTHDAY
byAdamGopnik
MARCH18,2013
PhilipRoth,thesplendid,NewJersey-born,ostensiblyretiredAmericannovelist,willbeeightynextweek,andhishometownofNewarkisturningouttocelebrate.Or,atleast,therewillbeliterarypresentations,abustourofRoth-honored...[
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ToNewVoiceSis
--Somethoughtsonrecentreadingandlifeingeneral
Ididn'tknowyourbirthday(Istilldon't,shameonme!)butrecentlythethoughtdawnedonmethatyoumusthavejustturned50.Ihadwonderedhowitfelt.Ihadwonderedwhetherthatwaswhatyoumeantwhenyoutoldmeyouweregoingthroughsomethingatsomepointlastyear.ButIdidn'taskbecauseIfeltitmightnotbeatopicyouweresokeenonandIdidn'twanttointrude.AlsobecauseIknewyo...[
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Iwouldberotten,oratbestmediocre,atmyjobifthoseotherthingswerenottrue.Youcannotbereallyfirst-rateatyourworkifyourworkisallyouare.
SoIsupposethebestpieceofadviceIcouldgiveanyoneisprettysimple:getalife.Areallife,notamanicpursuitofthenextpromotion,thebiggerpaycheck,thelargerhouse.Doyouthinkyou’dcaresoverymuchaboutthosethingsifyoudevelopedananeurysmoneafternoon,orfoundal...[
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Lesson1:MyToeisKillingMe!
Doctor:Sorryyouwaitedsolong,Paul;I’vebeentiedupall
afternoon.Whatseemstobetheproblemthistime?
Paul:Doc,mytoe’skillingme.Ithinkit’sbroken.
Doctor:Hmm...Let’shavealook.Oh,yeah,that’sabeauty.
Youreallydidanumberonthattoe.How’dithappen?
Paul:Iwashelpingmybrothermove.Idroppedadeskon myfoot.
Doctor:Well,tha...[
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HowManyWaystoTurnaBaby?
OnedayinAugust2008,abouttwomonthsbeforemyduedate,IfoundoutthatthebabyIwascarryingwasbreech.Asmanyofyoumayknow,havingabreechbabymeanshavingac-section,whichisamajorsurgery.Immediatelyaftercomingbackfromthedoctor’soffice,Igoogledhowtoturnabreechbaby.Youwouldbeamazedathowmanywaysyoucanfindontheweb.NowIcanstillfondlyrememberthemanywaysItried.
Moxib...[
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很久沒好好讀了，新年了要resume狼讀，讀什麽也有點兒無所適從。anysuggestions/bricksarewelcome!
I’mnotparticularlyqualifiedbyprofessionoreducationtogiveadviceandcounsel.It’swidelyknowninasmallcirclethatImakeameantomatosauce,andIknowmanyinventivewaystoholdababywhilenursing,althoughIhaven’thadtheopportunitytouseanyoftheminyears.Ihaveagoodeyeforaniceswatchandasurprisingpaint...[
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WhatITalkAboutWhenITalkAboutRunning--AMemoir
ByHarukiMurakami
Irarelyreadtranslatedbooks,butthisoneisanexception.Idon'treadJapanesewriterseither,butagain,thisoneisanexception.Lookatthetableofcontents:
Foreword:SufferingIsOptional
One:Who’sGoingtoLaughatMickJagger?
Two:TipsonBecomingaRunningNovelist
Three:AthensinMidsummer—Runn...[
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