**帶小酒和公司同事吃最後的午餐，一位晚到，大夥叫

---Here comes Diego!

小酒盯著看了一會兒，也叫

----He’s not Diego!

同事年輕，馬上反應過來，和小酒演戲，

----Yes, I am. I directly came from the animal park.

----But, but, where is your baby jaguar?

----I left him at my backyard.

----Why you wear glasses? Diego has spotting scope.

Diego 沒詞了，眾人齊笑。

**小酒很擔心地告訴酒媽，

----Miss Karla is sick again.

----Because she has a baby in her tummy.

----Why she eat a baby?

酒媽思維暫時短路。

----Is a baby yummy?

徹底無語。