The farmer takes a shortcut through his orchard to a nearby pond, carrying a bucket to bring back some fruit. Once he gets to the pond, he sees two girls skinny-dipping. They see him and immediately drop below the water. “We’re not coming out until you leave!” shouts one of the girls.

“I didn’t come to watch you swim naked,” says the farmer, holding up the bucket. “I’m just here to feed the gators.”

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