Those who can, do; those who can't, watch.

Showing off - boys will be boys.

歡迎光臨 - 一樓一鳳，生意興隆。

Hanging around, nothing to do but frown...

Kama Sutra - Audubon Society version

Kama Sutra - insect version

七十二響連環風騷屁

Tinder date usually turns out this way...

自投羅網

無牽無掛

And they are off...

Zombie apocalypse 

Ice-skating in snow storm

Waiting to be rescued...

拖兒帶女

吃相。。。

剪刀，石頭，布。

妻管嚴

Savage passion

Dear God, this is Lucy. Are you listening? 

Subject to interpretation...