前幾天，出去買衣服。回來，老公見了，唉聲歎氣說：“我快要破產了。”

女兒聽了，立刻說：“這說明你不夠successful。”

老公一聽，很詫異，問：“我怎麽不successful?"

女兒說：“A succeesful husband means that the money you've earned is more than what your wife expected. "

然後，女兒又補充一句：“A succesful wife means that she found such a husband."

老公聽得鼻子都快氣歪了。