白酒說:“喝我的人都豪爽!” 啤酒說:"喝我的人都大度!" 紅酒說:“喝我的人都浪漫!" 黃酒說:"喝我的人都溫情!" 名酒說:"喝我的人都有品位!" 洋酒說:"喝我的人都有錢!” 酒精說:“都悄悄的! 沒有爺,你們都是水貨..... 獻給酒精殺場的朋友們!
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1.酒後頭痛:蜂蜜水![](http://qzonestyle.gtimg.cn/qzone/em/e257412.gif)
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2.酒後頭昏:西紅柿汁![](http://qzonestyle.gtimg.cn/qzone/em/e258185.gif)
![](http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/HpAowsOZAs6QGljpKFDhc57yddnuEPibFYekuCqlEfE8bZOjpxk4furpypSDibVuKjZryhvfEJ6SqlX6LDrMfWibw/640?wxfrom=5) 3.酒後反胃、惡心:新鮮葡萄
![](http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/HpAowsOZAs6QGljpKFDhc57yddnuEPibFjr5fkBUzBEs3o367O2YZv3TiaK22KBp8tCxztiaibfldSdY5CgwuEk9zA/640?wxfrom=5) 4.酒後全身發熱:西瓜汁![](http://qzonestyle.gtimg.cn/qzone/em/e258184.gif)
![](http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/HpAowsOZAs6QGljpKFDhc57yddnuEPibF6qetzjTbCT2HRrRrIG5Jf2pd7ibDnRCWZB05nm8HOnFlLo2UP82ribmQ/640?wxfrom=5) 5.酒後口氣:柚子![](data:image/png;base64,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)
![](http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/HpAowsOZAs6QGljpKFDhc57yddnuEPibFM6ec4zeYUeDicdVcAruW009d25nYiaOqLFzIUib7MHUn2FjhCRMuiaBDlw/640?wxfrom=5) 6.酒後腸胃不適,顏麵發紅:芹菜汁![](http://qzonestyle.gtimg.cn/qzone/em/e258120.gif)
![](http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/HpAowsOZAs6QGljpKFDhc57yddnuEPibFvPcxUM5sUIicX4b9XEII4Wvro8icw7vItic190hhhptjvzu1fqVC8PRBA/640?wxfrom=5) 7.酒後煩躁:酸奶![](data:image/png;base64,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)
![](http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/HpAowsOZAs6QGljpKFDhc57yddnuEPibF8bSor7fIzT5RQFVOYvzABv7jFImwqf0qeWVIv4SggODfhmu0PwFz7Q/640?wxfrom=5) 8.酒後心悸.胸悶:香蕉![](http://qzonestyle.gtimg.cn/qzone/em/e258115.gif) ![](http://qzonestyle.gtimg.cn/qzone/em/e258115.gif)
![](http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/HpAowsOZAs6QGljpKFDhc57yddnuEPibFuQ8jp0jITelrRpskyvSSWIYzKk7DljIwAm8jblib7pQr9Sd5NElPQ0w/640?wxfrom=5) 9.酒後厭食:橄欖![](http://qzonestyle.gtimg.cn/qzone/em/e257616.gif) ![](http://qzonestyle.gtimg.cn/qzone/em/e257616.gif)
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10.酒後耍酒瘋:擀麵杖,掃把,大嘴巴子…… ![](http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/HpAowsOZAs6QGljpKFDhc57yddnuEPibFPpvt1Y9GlO9ohTHphr9Z0YFsicrw8HsJYJia8lyLBiaoCLr1Ozsh9PcMw/640?wxfrom=5)
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