喵星人版的星跳躍?表情很到位
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晚餐還沒好啊?
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放開我,我不是魚!
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轉過來啦,畢業照不能照背影啊
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看我養的小寵物
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歐耶!
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洗刷刷,嗯,這樣牙刷就幹淨多啦
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吐槽無力了
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紅燈停
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呃,快來幫忙!
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“看,這樣我是不是跟你一樣了?”“可是,我不是兔子”
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嘴都張半天了,牙醫怎麽還不來?
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什麽!你說你在逗我玩?
![](https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-LUa_sQtLz8I/UcHF4tvGKOI/AAAAAAAAMmg/AfiQkLbiLGg/w700-h525-no/picsw-014.jpg)
我是獅子王
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鴨嘴獸是真心奇怪的動物有木有!
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地球人是攔不住勞資滴!
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還能更一致點兒不?
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隱身
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咳咳,真的,呃,不是我幹滴。
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貓貓蟲
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白鯨好白
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饒了我吧!尾巴都給你啦!
![](https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-MACCmg7U9rk/UcHGBvvlIcI/AAAAAAAAMmw/i_3zOz8aqCs/w700-h501-no/pics-0084.jpg)
呃,好像打洞打錯了方向
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你要把我送給誰?
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好累
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乍看以為是珊瑚礁
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一瞬間想起了貞子
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擦!果然上山容易下山難
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“你玩夠了沒?!”“對,對不起大哥,跟你敬禮,饒了我吧”
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這門太坑貓啦!
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滑板玩得不錯啊
![](https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-0NQKShJgb9c/UcHGm3VNhhI/AAAAAAAAMo8/ovHK2Q2MzG0/w384-h255-no/2013022111502843287.gif)
不就黑客帝國麽,走你
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你以為隻有你們人類會玩衝浪嗎,膚淺
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幹嘛老叫我?
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內心強大,才是真正的強大
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別煩我,讓我再睡5分鍾.
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搶占有利地形乃克敵製勝的關鍵
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千萬別招惹袋鼠,尤其是男人
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即使我是一個屎殼郎我也要滾出我自己的風格
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吃了彈力素的喵星人
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各就各位,預備…
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後麵的,請自重
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瞬間變硬狗?哈2的世界不是你們這些凡人能懂得
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喝大了的人是不會承認自己醉了的
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喵星人,不知道你是成功了,還是失敗了
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敢調戲狗狗
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大夏天,還是冰箱裏最舒服
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空蕩蕩的沙灘找到個樁子尿尿可真不容易
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太特麽逗了,憋不住了
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擦皮鞋,擦一雙一條魚
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小北鼻,你是多招蛤蟆喜歡呀
![](https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-iqj9OCmF_Ag/UcHGxRMeP5I/AAAAAAAAMrw/s0mvXVjYkic/w197-h124-no/%25E5%25B0%258F%25E5%258C%2597%25E9%25BC%25BB%25EF%25BC%258C%25E4%25BD%25A0%25E6%2598%25AF%25E5%25A4%259A%25E6%258B%259B%25E8%259B%25A4%25E8%259F%2586%25E5%2596%259C%25E6%25AC%25A2%25E5%2591%2580.gif)
哎瑪表白太突然了!人家一點心理準備都沒有
![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-19fm3u9PIGU/UcHGyLpPDMI/AAAAAAAAMsE/1ViYyhWMz3A/w299-h267-no/%25E5%25B0%25BC%25E7%258E%259B%25E5%25A4%25AA%25E7%25AA%2581%25E7%2584%25B6%25E4%25BA%2586%25EF%25BC%2581%25E4%25BA%25BA%25E5%25AE%25B6%25E4%25B8%2580%25E7%2582%25B9%25E5%25BF%2583%25E7%2590%2586%25E5%2587%2586%25E5%25A4%2587%25E9%2583%25BD%25E6%25B2%25A1%25E6%259C%2589%25E3%2580%2582.gif)
這個遊樂場不錯
![](https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-rl4Tq6u0ILU/UcHGyh-ErOI/AAAAAAAAMsI/JKWSNwzt-Mc/w150-h125-no/%25E5%25B9%25B2%25E5%2598%259B%25EF%25BC%258C%25E4%25B8%258D%25E8%25AE%25B8%25E4%25B9%25B1%25E5%258A%25A8.gif)
開門,我要進去,外麵好冷
![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-qbUsT52vgXY/UcHGyQy42EI/AAAAAAAAMsA/Hrd7wjJ6jMw/w440-h515-no/%25E5%25BC%2580%25E9%2597%25A8%25EF%25BC%258C%25E6%2588%2591%25E8%25A6%2581%25E8%25BF%259B%25E5%258E%25BB%25EF%25BC%258C%25E5%25A4%2596%25E9%259D%25A2%25E5%25A5%25BD%25E5%2586%25B7.jpg)
滑板遊戲太簡單.
![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Cjjp3aICzbU/UcHGzuQt6KI/AAAAAAAAMsU/h1M96AgqLFY/w217-h135-no/%25E5%25BD%2593%25E6%25B1%25AA%25E6%2598%259F%25E4%25BA%25BA%25E7%2588%25B1%25E4%25B8%258A%25E6%25BB%2591%25E6%259D%25BF%25E6%25B8%25B8%25E6%2588%258F.gif)
當汪星人碰上裝甲車
![](https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-Ck2-4VPsRRI/UcHGzxeOfGI/AAAAAAAAMsg/KZwIk01GupQ/w202-h115-no/%25E5%25BD%2593%25E6%25B1%25AA%25E6%2598%259F%25E4%25BA%25BA%25E7%25A2%25B0%25E4%25B8%258A%25E6%25B5%25B7%25E9%2599%2586%25E8%25A3%2585%25E7%2594%25B2%25E8%25BD%25A6.gif)
銷魂睡姿
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我就喝一口,主人別生氣好嗎
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我我我,真的什麽也沒做
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我擦,底盤有點重了
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我要吃喜糖
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摸你妹啊!
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擦,地太滑站不起來,那就坐著吧
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喵的,差點晃了老子的小蠻腰
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放開我,我要吃曲奇餅
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放棄吧,這招你是玩不來的
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主銀,長點頭頭發出來唄,這樣太滑啦!
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最浪漫的事,就是和你一起賣賣電腦
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森林之王的氣場真不是蓋的
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呃,太高了,還是回去吧
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霸氣跟個頭大小無關
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汪星人,你的臉擦地式滑雪法,真的很醒目
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沒有小魚幹,還彈個毛線啊
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洗澡,當然要專業設備了
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混蛋的龜星人,放開我的舌頭
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快停下!主銀表怕,我來救你!
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狗狗也要考駕照了
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又沒紅燈,你在路口停個毛線啊
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勞駕借過…喂,借過下…叫你給老子讓開你沒聽到啊!
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