鄰居小韓同學的奶奶大半年前從國內帶來一隻小狗, 渾身雪白,白線團一樣毛茸茸的, 煞是可愛。 小韓媽媽是典型的韓國賢妻良母,除了天天早中晚三頓伺候著外, 中途還喂點心。今天早上在 bus stop 碰到她, 她幽幽地對我說:"Bomer is going to be a daddy next month” . 我大吃一驚, "Bomer ?This little guy ?”
“ Yeah, can u believe it? ” “ Of course not, he’s so young, how did that happen? ” “ Oh, a few month ago, we went to our friend’s house for sleepover, that’s why. ” “ OMG, bad Bomer. ”
下午回家後, 一進門女兒就問我:"Mom ,have we ever had a pet before?" Mom: “Yeah, a Hermit crab “. Daughter: “Then what happened?” Mom: “Gone.” Daughter: “How?”. Mom: “Hungry”. Daughter: “How about after that?” Mom: “ A fish.” Daughter: “Then where is it now?” Mom: “Gone, same reason.” Daughter: “So can we have a dog now?” Mom: ” I’m afraid not, enough is enough , I already have two – U and your DD.” DD: “ hahaha, Mom, we are not dogs, U are the 好笑est mom in the whole world.” |