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Well, do ya, punk?
偵探卡拉漢 - “Dirty Harry” 和他那威力無比的 .44 口徑左輪手槍 插圖選自 http://en.wikipedia.org/
朋友甲,職業科學,能文善武。朋友乙,職業買辦,能言善吹。
朋友甲供職美八軍五師,Platoon leader,雙手使槍百步穿楊;朋友乙供職滬上洋行,買辦頭領,雙手使筆妙筆生花。
朋友甲習武愛槍,持短槍兩杆。一曰 Beretta 92, 另曰 Smith & Wesson 4513 TSW;並循規蹈矩每二十一天必對著紙片靶心,Full metal jacket,霹嚦啪啦彈殼橫飛硝煙彌漫地至少五十下的環境汙染一下。美其名曰:曲不離口,槍不離手。行曲不離口之效,得槍不離手之益;促進資本主義消費還他媽的創造就業機會。
一日,朋友乙買辦的幹活飛來美利堅。事畢,經共同朋友竄掇,尋之朋友甲,要來喝幾盅。完畢,朋友甲拾掇客房留宿朋友乙。順便,將藏於客房衣櫥的短槍按慣例退下彈匝檢查槍膛。朋友乙見 Beretta 92,鎢黑猙獰;4513 TSW,銀灰嚇然,便市民文化言不由衷:
“這是真的假的?”
朋友甲眯眼查看槍管來複線,不語。朋友乙商場買辦兵不厭詐,市民文化欲擒故縱:
“持槍有啥用?”
朋友甲咬牙切齒,如 Dirty Harry,終於惡狠狠地從牙縫蹦出四字:
殺生防身!
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“Dirty” Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood):
I know what you're thinking.
"Did he fire six shots or only five?"
Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky?
Well, do ya, punk? |
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