英語笑話: He Knows the Answer
文章來源: 天澤園2008-09-01 09:19:52
He Knows the Answer


Teacher: Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century?
Pupil: Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead.

他知道答案

教師:你能告訴我一些有關十八世紀的偉大科學家的事情嗎?
學生:我能,先生。他們都死了。



Where do babies come from?

I asked my father where babies come from.
He says you download them from the Internet.


小孩從哪裏來?

我問爸爸小孩是從哪裏來的,他說是從網上下載的。





(ZT)