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March 29, 2010 at 5:09PM By Zoë Ruderman | Every year researchers release lists of the best places to live in the U.S. They look at things like cost of housing, job market, and crime rates. One factor not taken into consideration: junk size. But now it can be. The condom seller Condomania just released the results of their huge penis survey. (That's the survey that was huge, not necessarily the penises.) Apparently, the company claims to have this information because they sell condoms in 76 sizes and have been keeping track of sales across all 50 states. We're a little skeptical. C'mon, just because a guy decides to buy the largest of the 76 sizes, how does Condomania know that he actually is that size and isn't just trying to impress a girl who might snoop in his medicine cabinet? But we can't lie—we were curious to see the breakdown. And here it is: 1. New Hampshire 2. Oregon 3. New York 4. Indiana 5. Arizona 6. Hawaii 7. Louisiana 8. Massachusetts 9. Alabama 10. Washington 11. New Mexico 12. California 13. Arkansas 14. Nevada 15. Virginia 16. Tennessee 17. Illinois 18. Oklahoma 19. South Dakota 20. Georgia 21. Pennsylvania 22. Mississippi 23. Michigan 24. Florida 25. Rhode Island 26. Kansas 27. Maryland 28. Minnesota 29. Vermont 30. Connecticut 31. Wisconsin 32. New Jersey 33. North Dakota 34. Idaho 35. Texas 36. Missouri 37. Montana 38. Ohio 39. Nebraska 40. Colorado 41. Maine 42. North Carolina 43. Delaware 44. South Carolina 45. Kentucky 46. West Virginia 47. Alaska 48. Iowa 49. Utah 50. Wyoming Do you think there's any truth to these rankings? Have you ever noticed that guys' sizes vary depending on what state you're in? |