(友情提示:建議著重閱讀黑體字部分,集中體現了其無可救藥之處。)
極品 says: how did you set your Chinese input? i don’t know how. 那誰 says: control panel 極品 says: en 極品 says: next? 那誰 says: regional and language options, click on languages tab 那誰 says: Text services and input languages, click on details 極品 says: next? 那誰 says: installed service - add 極品 says: later, how does the system know if u want to type chinese or english? 那誰 says: Have you installed them already? 極品 says: i do not know 那誰 says: ok now don't ask questions. Just follow my instructions 那誰 says: did you click on add? 極品 says: cannot see "installed service - add" 那誰 says: are you in Text Services and Input Languages setting? 極品 says: which tab? 那誰 says: Settings tab 極品 says: yes 極品 says: Settings or Advanced? 那誰 says: settings 那誰 says: upper: Default input language. did you see that? 極品 says: yes, that is English US 那誰 says: anything else? 極品 says: oh so you said "installed service" tab, button "Add"? 那誰 says: en 那誰 says: click on add 那誰 says: helloooo 極品 says: done 極品 says: added Chinese 那誰 says: which Chinese. There are several… 極品 says: PRC 那誰 says: let me tell you ,u silly. not only that, but also the keyboard option. you need to choose Chinese Quanpin. 那誰 says: hello. did you get it? 極品 says: I knew, done the other too 那誰 says: which did you pick for the other? 極品 says: oh, i chose MS IEM 3.0 那誰 says: no wonder I thought you were silly! See? This is important. That's the problem with 90% of the stupid people like you, not following instructions as you should. Your trying it your own way will only give you a headache 極品 says: ok 那誰 says: change it to Chinese Quanpin 極品 says: done. now how do i tell Word that i want to type Chinese? 那誰 says: at the lower right corner of your screen, there should be a puny EN icon. click on that you could switch back and forth between English and Chinese input. Or, if you are smart enough, you could get to it by hitting control+space keys 極品 says: do not see it 那誰 says: Could you see the EN icon at all? 極品 says: not at all 那誰 says: now back to the same setting page on control panel 極品 says: i did, and verified 那誰 says: There is a Language Bar setting under Preferences, where you should check "show the language bar on the desktop" and "show additional language bar icons in the taskbar" 那誰 says: got it? 極品 says: too fast, lost 那誰 says: go do it and apply the change, then you should see the icon 極品 says: Where is "Language Bar setting under Preferences"? 那誰 says: geez 那誰 says: right under where you added the language ya 極品 says: on which level? Control Panel or lower level? 極品 says: u are not a good teacher 那誰 says: 你丫還說我?! 極品 says: u need assume the student is a robot 那誰 says: 你丫實在是太笨了! 極品 says: not at all 極品 says: my brain acts as a computer 極品 says: no human touch 那誰 says: 在 Text Services and input languages 裏麵 極品 says: which icon? which tab? start from Control panel 那誰 says: 靠! 那誰 says: 真不知道司令怎麽還把你當個寶貝 極品 says: my brain is a computer 極品 says: cannot understand non-logical language 那誰 says: but u do not seem to have a brain. Anyway, ok ok 那誰 says: regional and language setting, got it? 極品 says: 在 Text Services and input languages 裏麵, there is only one button: "Add" 那誰 says: 在那個的下麵, 有兩個 個Preferences. 極品 says: no, i do not have it 那誰 says: 一個是language bar 那誰 says: the other one is key settings 那誰 says: now are you on page for "text services and input languages"? 極品 says: yes 那誰 says: there are 3 things you can do here on this page 那誰 says: 1. default input language 那誰 says: 2. installed services 那誰 says: 3. preferences 極品 says: yes 極品 says: what should i do? 那誰 says: did you see these 3? 極品 says: yes! 極品 says: what should i do? 那誰 says: click on language bar under preferences 那誰 says: got it? 那誰 says: hellooooo 極品 says: yes 那誰 says: see 4 checks? 極品 says: yes 那誰 says: check the first and the 3rd 極品says: did 極品 says: what about the 4th? 那誰 says: if you want to check them go ahead ba. I don’t care. what I need for you to check is "Show additioinal Language bar icons in the taskbar" 那誰 says: apply 極品 says: no apply but "OK" 極品 says: still nothing is shown 極品 says: i may need to restart the computer, i do not have "apply" button 那誰 says: well you should not have to 極品 says: i trained u well today to be a good trainer 那誰 says: ok go ahead and restart ba 那誰 says: I'll pray for you 極品 says: i will restart this evening 那誰 says: KAO! you are killing me! 極品 says: thank u for your patience 那誰 says: you'll never get to see me again online! or offline! 那誰 says: 滾! 極品 says: do u want me to restart now? 極品 says: do u want me to restart now? 極品 says: u cannot control ur anger 極品 says: which is not good 極品 says: have u had lunch? people are easy to be upset before lunch. i was half kidding with u, and hope u not really upset 那誰 says: 哈哈我早吃過了 極品 says: were u really upset? 那誰 says: of course not 我從頭一直笑到尾 極品 says: ok, then. i thought that u were really upset and wanted to kill me 極品 says: i was scared 那誰 says: 早知道真應該把你丫給嚇死算了,省得被你給活活煩死!
司令老公語錄:就算整不死你們,我也要把你們全部都給煩死。
經其強烈抗議和要求,幫他注明一下: 1) 他是從初二直接上大學的天才, 6 歲上小學前會做高中數學題 2) 他是多家跨國大型軟件公司的首席架構師 經阿小逗強烈要求,幫她評論一下: 不會裝中文,啥都是shit。
貼首我喜歡的老歌,La Isla Bonita。
司令老公因為偏愛麥當娜,非說Alizee不夠狂野不夠可愛。不但如此,還反過來怪我過分主觀地判斷歌手的水準,並且將自己的判斷強買強賣。
他這麽說,是記仇,因為我過去說過,“老鼠愛大米”不好聽,司令的綠色手提電話也非常難看。他當時就很不滿地小聲嘟囔說:“‘不好聽’,‘難看’,這兩個顯然都是你的主觀判斷嘛,完全不是客觀現實的確切體現。”
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