認識我的人基本都知道,無名同學我酷愛惡心玩意兒。隻要一坐到飯桌上,我就抑製不住地想要說惡心事兒給眾人下飯,搞得來我們家的客人要麽就斷了再來的念頭,要麽就被鍛煉得堅強無比,到最後沒得聽竟然能吃不下飯去。比如字母同學一家,自從知道我們家的鬆花蛋是用我兒子的臭襪子捂出來的之後,就愛上了我們家的皮蛋,大華買的那些再也無法滿足他們旺盛的食欲。
社會就是這樣一點點進步的。 也該著我吸取更多的營養以進一步推動社會的進步,今天去 Lawrence Hall of Science ,怎麽那麽巧,人家正在舉辦的就是“惡心科學展覽”―― Grossology 。(正式的叫法好像是“失儀學”,鄙以為極不恰當,不夠勁道。)
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好看好看真好看。
極大地滿足了我強烈的求知欲。 2007年1月7 號就要結束了,趕快在此隆重推薦一下。有同好的朋友要去就趕快,恐怕過了這村就沒這店。 Visitors can: - Enter a giant nostril and get "blown away" by a humongous sneeze!
- Perform organ removal in a delicate surgical "operation."
- Walk, climb, slide, and crawl through a 3-D model of the human digestive system.
- Get a whiff of four body odors, and match them to the body areas they come from.
- Clamber up a "human skin" climbing wall with warts, zits, and wounds.
- Play pinball, and bounce around foods that give you the most gas.
- Shoot "dirt balls" into a giant nose.
- Hear how air, vibration, and pressure lead to noisy, bodily surprises.
- Take out the "trash" by removing waste elements from the bloodstream.
展覽詳情請參看:http://www.lawrencehallofscience.org/exhibits/gross.html 我們在那兒溜溜兒泡了一天。到的時候太陽才高上來:
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走的時候已經看到夕陽下的海灣和金門橋:
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跟我一樣熱愛惡心事物的人非常之多:
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而其它展館則少人問津。尤其是這個核動力展館,除了不小心走錯路的,一天沒見人進去過。而且說實在的,那個館設計得也實在是太太太太無聊了,隻有微乎其微的知識性,完全沒有趣味性。就算沒有“惡心展”比著它,估計也不會有人願意看它。我在網上見過幾個對它的評論,都是不小心進去的人,出來之後追悔莫及,不在網上罵罵它便難去胸中塊壘:
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這是解釋打嗝的事兒。瞅瞅丫那啤酒肚兒,我可得戒酒了:
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這是展示人體內髒的,大家可以把各色下水掏出來抓在手上捏咕著玩兒,軟軟的手感還不錯:
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這個東東形狀有少少色情,其實一點不色情,隻是惡心級別不低。看那個綠孔,下麵有個氣泵,一捏就躥出一股臭氣。機器上有四組這樣的氣孔和氣泵,散發出來四種不同的體臭。我覺得最容易辨認的是腳臭和狐臭,就興高采烈地拉孩子們來聞。阿小T聞過之後,小臉煞白,過了至少半個鍾頭才恢複了一絲血色:
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孩子們都在內髒裏頭快樂地奔跑著:
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解釋一下大粘鼻涕是怎麽形成的。同去的朋友看後十分興奮,喚其兒子快來學習。因為那小子成天挖鼻孔,小小年紀鼻內已成不毛之地,一根鼻毛都沒有了:
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這是一塊皮膚的牆壁,上麵有一根毛發和各種小痘痘小瘤子什麽的,可供孩子們攀沿之用:
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怎麽樣?很好看吧?
不客氣。這樣的介紹是我樂於做的,順祝大家新年快樂,吃好喝好!
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