湯姆哥正悄無聲息 GREASE ,警察從天而降,告訴他犯法了,附近一居民打911投訴他在規定的 CONSTRUCTION HOURS 之外的時間工作而嚴重幹擾了他們的正常起居生活。
牌子上一行小字明確說明: Violation of these restrictions is a misdemeanor punishable by a maximum of six months in jail, $1,000 fine, or both. Violators will be prosecuted or given an Administrative Citation. (違反建築工地施工規定時間的麵臨上限6個月的班房或$1000罰款,或兩項並罰。。。)
湯姆哥企圖據理力爭為自己開脫洗刷那‘莫須有’的罪狀: 誰說給挖掘機的某些部件 GREASE 潤滑油屬於 CONSTRUCTION 工作? 在八點前幾分鍾給挖掘機的某些部件 GREASE 潤滑油能鬧出多大分貝的動靜和噪音而幹擾了他人正常起居生活?
警察照章辦事,有冤法庭申。就這樣,遵紀守法的倒黴蛋湯姆哥平白無故被罰250 x 2 美刀,幹幹淨淨的人生多了一個荒唐扯淡的汙點。
嗟乎,一道木柵欄相隔,息息相關矣。鄰裏相望,雞犬之聲相聞也。 人不煩我,我不煩人。大路朝天各走一邊,WE 井水不犯河水焉。 人若煩我,我必煩人。GIVE YOU SOME COLOR TO SEE SEE 時莫怪老子心狠手辣無厘頭哉。
傷不起啊!
湯姆哥吃的那張罰單,冤,冤比竇娥!
《竇娥冤》作者:關漢卿
------------------ Just For Fun:
1、地球人裏,左撇子比例是10%,左撇男比左撇女多。 About 10 percent of people are left-handed. More men are left-handed than women.
2、ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP 何意 有一天女孩問男孩:ABCDEFG 是什麽意思? 男孩回答:A boy can do everything for girls。 女孩很感動。 有人告訴她別忘了後麵還有 HIJK ——He is just kidding! 女孩回答:就算他騙我也沒關係,後麵還有 LMNOP。。。Love Must Need Our Patience!
3、Spam( 午餐肉罐頭/垃圾郵件)一詞的由來 When SPAM first came on the market in 1937 it was called Hormel Spiced
Ham. The Hormel company held a contest asking people to submit a new
name for the canned meat. The winning name was SPAM , a combination of
the “sp” from spiced with the “am” from ham. The prize was $100.