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Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one... 技術服務:你的計算機是哪一種? 女顧客:是個白色的。。。
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Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? 技術服務:點擊在屏幕左邊的“我的計算機“圖標。 顧客:你的左邊還是我的左邊?
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Tech support: ;Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: Hello... I can't print. Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and. Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates. 技術服務:今天好。 我可以幫你做什麽? 男顧客:你好。。。不能打印。 技術服務:你可以給我先點擊“開始“然後 顧客:聽著老兄,別給我來這套技術的!我不是比爾蓋茨。 ===============
Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it... 顧客:嗨,下午好,這是瑪薩,我不能打印。 每次我要打印,它就說‘無法找到打印機‘。 我甚至把打印機舉起來放在熒屏麵前, 可是計算機還是說它無法找到。。。
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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am? Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at Woolies. 技術服務:現在你的熒屏上有什麽, 太太? 顧客:有個泰迪熊, 是我男朋友在Woolies給我買的。 ===============
Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore. Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer. Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. Customer:! OK Te ch support: Did the keyboard come with you? Customer: Yes Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard? Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work... 顧客:我的鍵盤不能工作 技術服務:你肯定鍵盤插在計算機上了嗎? 顧客:不肯定。我沒辦法繞到計算機後麵。 技術服務:把你得的鍵盤拿起來然後銷後走10步。 顧客:好的 技術服務:你的鍵盤能跟著你一起走嗎? 顧客:是的 技術服務:那就意味著你的鍵盤沒跟計算機聯在一起。你還有另外一個鍵盤嗎? 顧客:是啊,這兒是還有一個鍵盤。 啊。。。這個鍵盤能用。 ===============
Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7. Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters ? 技術服務:你的密碼是一個小寫的a,像是apple, 大寫的字母V,像是Victor, 數字7 。 顧客:那7是大寫還是小寫?
== ============= Customer: can't get on the Internet. Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars. 顧客:沒辦法上網 技術服務:你肯定你用的密碼對嗎? 顧客:肯定啊。我看見我的同事用來著。 技術服務:你能告訴我你的密碼嗎? 顧客:五個星 ===============
Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears. 顧客:我有個大問題。我一個朋友給我加了個screen saver (don't knwo the translation), 可是每次我一動鼠標器,screen saver 就沒了。 ===============
Tech support: How may I help you? Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail. Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem? Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it? 技術服務:我能幫你什麽? 顧客:我再寫我的第一個email 技術服務:好。你有什麽問題? 顧客:嗯, 我有字母'a' , 可是我怎麽能把圈兒加上去? ===============
A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. Tech support: Are you running it under windows? Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine." 一個女顧客給加能服務台打電話, 她的打印機有問題。 技術服務:你是在windows係統下運行嗎? 顧客:不是, 我的辦公桌挨著門,不過你說到點子上了。我邊上的辦公格的人士是在窗子下的,他的打印機就好好的。 ===============
And last but not least...
Tech support: "Okay Colin, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P " to bring up the Program Manager." Customer: I don't have a P. Tech support: On your keyboard, Colin. Customer: What do you mean? Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard, Colin. Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT
然後最後但不是最終。。。
技術服務:好吧考林,你同時壓‘控製‘和‘逃跑‘健, 這樣可以在屏幕中間帶出個任務表。現在打字母"P "來帶出 the Program Manager。 顧客:我沒有P。 技術服務:在你的鍵盤上, 考林 顧客:你這是什麽意思? 技術服務:"P".....在你的鍵盤上, 考林 顧客:我就是不做!
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