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'How many of you are willing to forgive your enemies?'
80% held up their hands. The priest then repeated his
question.
All responded this time, except one small elderly
Lady.
'Mrs Jones?' 'Are you not willing to forgive your
enemies?'
'I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.
'Mrs Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?'
'Ninety eight' she replied.
'Oh, Mrs Jones, would you please come down to the
front and tell
us all how a person can live ninety eight years and
not have an
enemy in the World?'
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the
aisle, faced
the congregation and said:
'I outlived the bitches.'
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