話說勞工節放假三天，俺家N黑們也非常難得地圍坐家中一起吃飯。。。正吃著，百無聊賴的8黑做警覺狀道：did you hear something? 

No, I didn't hear anything.  2黑一臉嚴肅地瞪著他，認為他又想耍花樣逃避吃飯。 

Shhhhhhhhhh,,,,,,, 8黑演戲到底，側耳傾聽狀越發入神：monster, there is a monster in the room,,,,,,, 

There is no monster in the room………….2黑還是賁不浪漫。 

Shhhhhhhhhhh….. Monster's outside…… 

Monsters won't come if you are a good boy; they only come after bad boys… you are a good boy, right? 

Yes. 8黑隻好硬著頭皮回答。 

Then you don't have to worry.  

8黑醍醐灌頂，沉寂了片刻。兩秒之後，開始回神：daddy? 

What?  

Are you a good boy?

此類問題對大人來說永遠不僅僅是個yes/no，於是2黑避重就輕，答曰：I'm a daddy. 

Oh….8黑再次恍然，然後一針見血直指要害：Are you a monster?  

。。。。。。  

2黑徹底卡殼，俺老人家已經笑得跌落板凳。。。。