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OFFICE MATH (辦公室數學) Smart boss + smart employee = profit ( 精明的老板+精明的雇員=帶來利潤 ) Smart boss + dumb employee = production ( 精明的老板+愚蠢的雇員=生產成果 ) Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion ( 愚蠢的老板+精明的雇員=促進銷售 ) Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime ( 愚蠢的老板+愚蠢的雇員=加班加點 )
ROMANCE MATH ( 浪漫數學 ) Smart man + smart woman = romance ( 精明的男人+精明的女人=浪漫愛情 ) Smart man + dumb woman = affair ( 精明的男人+愚蠢的女人=婚外私通 ) Dumb man + smart woman = marriage ( 愚蠢的男人+精明的女人=結婚生活 ) Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ( 愚蠢的男人+愚蠢的女人=身懷六甲 )
HAPPINESS MATH ( 幸福數學 ) To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little ( 要想與一個男人幸福地相守,你必須對他理解多點,愛的少點 ) To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all ( 要想與一個女人幸福地生活,你必須盡量愛她多點,而不要試圖去理解她 )
CHANGE MATH ( 變化數學 ) A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't ( 女人嫁給一個男人,希望他會發生改變,而他卻做不到 ) A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does ( 男人娶一個女人,希望她不會變化,而她卻改變了 )
DEBATE MATH ( 爭論數學 ) A woman has the last word in any argument ( 女人對任何爭論都擁有最後的決斷 ) Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument ( 任何問題在男人提出來之後都會變成一場新的爭論 )
SHOPPING MATH ( 購物數學 ) A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs ( 男人總是花 20 塊錢買他需要的價值10 塊錢的東西 ) A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need ( 女人總是花 10 塊錢買她不需要的價值20塊錢的東西 )
LONGEVITY MATH ( 長壽數學 ) Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. ( 已婚男人比單身男人活得長,但已婚男人往往比單身男人更願死去 )
GENERAL MATH ( 通俗數學 ) A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband ( 女人在找到老公之前總是為未來擔心 ) A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife ( 男人在找到老婆之後才開始擔心未來 ) A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend ( 成功男人的標誌是他掙的錢足夠他太太花費 ) A successful woman is one who can find such a man ( 成功女人的標誌是她找到了這樣的先生 )
PLEASE SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT. ( 請把這送給一個聰明、需要開心的女人 , 請把這送給一個聰明、可以消解本意的男人 )
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