Woman has Man in it; Mrs. has Mr . in it; Female has Male in it; She has He in it; Madam has Adam in it; No wonder men always want to be inside women!
Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman...., Why?
BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...........I never looked at it this way before: MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause GUY necologist AND .... When we have REAL trouble, it's a
HISterectomy.
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?
(zt) All About Men
Men are like...Government bonds. They take sooooooooo long to mature.
Men are like...Laxatives They irritate the shit out of you.
Men are like...Bananas The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like...Vacations They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like...Weather Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like...Blenders You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like...Chocolate Bars Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like...Coffee The best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like...Commercials You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like...Department Stores Their clothes are always half off.
Men are like...Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like...Snowstorms You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. Men are like...High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like...Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like...Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like...Parking spots. The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or no good.
Men are like...Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like...Place mats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like...Used Cars. Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.
Men are like...Newborn babies. They're cute at first, but you get tired of cleaning up their crap.
Men are like...Crystal. Some look real good, but you can still see right thru them.
Men are like...Dry cleaners. Most work fast and leave no ring.
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