Normally I think I am quite a prudent and calm person, but recently I got a bit antsy. “Why?” people may ask, “Everything has been going your way.” Actually, That IS the problem. Because I am doing all right , My chance to get marred to a Chinese MM is becoming slim to none.

The other day a friend of mine emailed me a article with a title “ 結婚名單上必須槍斃的 5 類 男人” referring the attachment below. To summarize the essence of the article , A MM won’t marry A GG if he meets the test of any of the following conditions.

a) Homebound

b) tall

c) Fashion oriented

d) Wealthy

e) Good looking

I have to admit I am completed shocked by this revelation, in my mind the above conditions have been golden rules for MMs to pick their men for years when it comes marriage. Can you believe this? Now if a GG who goes out every night, is short in length, has enough money in his pocket for next meal, dress sloppyly, and has a featureless face, then he would be in hot demand. MMs would go craze on him since he would be the best marriage material.

I thought and thinking, in the end I couldn’t still figure out a logical explanation. What has happened in my motherland, where are these brainy, talented and beautiful MMs in my dreams? I have no clue at all. Maybe China has changed so much so fast and it has left many of us in dust. The only reason I could only think of is that something must in the water these MM drink or air they breathe.

In terms my and many GGs’ outlooks for marriage I think it would be very gloomy. To tell the truth, we are just a bunch of “dead men” walking. The worst thing is there are no remedies for us. Because it is too late for us to go back to our mothers womb to reshape our physical attributes, besides we have to dress up to make a living and amass some money to live (FYI, the average condo sales price in Manhattan is $1.45 million. ). Now you see what I mean.

As any reasonable man who still wants get married I started to weigh other options which may be available for me. Nevertheless, before I am going to “jump off the ship” I summoned all my courages to make a final appeal to Chinese MMs out there “ Before you pull the trigger could you think twice? “.

Note: Someone indicated to me that my writing is  too serious. So that I’d just like to poke some fun to light up a little. However, If my writing offends you please forgive me. Thx.



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   結婚名單上必須槍斃的 5類男人   (zt)

1.長得太帥

男人除非打定主意吃軟飯，否則長得太漂亮絕對是缺點。這個男人長張漂亮臉蛋，從小被阿姨們搶著抱，長大被身邊女生追，婚前倒貼的妹妹一大把，婚後虎視眈眈的姐姐一大群，把他捧得不知天高地厚。這種漂亮男人，擺在街上供我意淫挺好，真把他請進家裏供著？才怪！    

2.掙錢太多

男人的錢，夠穩定生活就好了。錢太多燒手，往往會生外心。當他的錢可以應付不止一個女人的首飾需要，就算他不主動，也有其他女人以所謂愛情的名義自動送上門來。做人不要太貪。控製不住的那部分，很有可能肥水流到外人田，令你日後成為怨婦隊伍裏的一名。

3.服裝品味太好

男人服裝穿得幹淨整潔就好，太講究服裝的男人，往往太愛自己，婚姻生活裏不懂得適當的讓步。想一個男人，他的衣服比我的還多，每月製裝費比我還高，每天早晨出門前，考慮是穿藍色這套好，還是黑色那套好，是配灰色領帶，還是配棕色鞋子，多麽娘娘腔！

4.個子太高

中國女性曾經侮辱性地提出了三級殘廢一說，大傷個子不高的男人的自尊，大長了那些傻高個兒的誌氣。想要個子高的男人，最好看看你自己有多高。莎菲女士碰見的那位小白臉，高得她僅到他腋下，這樣子高法，有什麽好？一輩子那麽長，天天需仰視才得見，脖子吃不消不說，大多時間隻能看到他下半截。要是光為了男人的下半身，哪有結婚必要？

5.守在家裏

男人晚上不出去，肯守在家裏，應該算美德吧？曾經去一個朋友家玩，住了三天，吃盡了苦。那男人外表看斯文溫和，搶起電視遙控器來可是寸土必爭從不手軟。我要看麥當娜，他要看警察現場抓罪犯。我們每天最佳娛樂就是搶遙控器，因對方身強力壯，每次以我的失敗告終。看著他寬厚的肩膀，我心裏對自己咬牙切齒地說：“絕不嫁這男人！”