沒錢的時候 ,養豬
![](http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj251/bjwangzi/image001.gif) 有錢的時候,養狗。
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沒錢的時候 ,在家裏吃野菜 有錢的時候, 在酒店吃野菜。
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沒錢的時候 ,在馬路上騎自行車 有錢的時候,在客廳裏騎自行車。
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沒錢的時候想結婚, 有錢的時候想離婚
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沒錢的時候老婆兼秘書
![](http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj251/bjwangzi/image006.gif) 有錢的時候秘書兼老婆
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沒錢的時候假裝有錢 , 有錢的時候假裝沒錢
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人啊,都不講實話:
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說股票是毒品,都在玩;
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說金錢是罪惡,都在撈;
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說美女是禍水,都想要;
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說高處不勝寒,都在爬;
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說煙酒傷身體,就不戒;
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說天堂最美好,都不去!!!
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當今社會,窮吃肉,富吃蝦,領導幹部吃王八;
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男想高,女想瘦,
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狗穿衣裳人露肉;
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過去把第一次留給丈夫
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現在把第一胎留給丈夫;
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鄉下早晨雞叫人,
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城裏晚上人叫雞;
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舊社會戲子賣藝不賣身,
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新社會演員賣身不賣藝
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工資真的要漲了
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心裏更加愛黨了
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能給孩子獎賞了
見到老婆敢嚷了
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敢嚐海鮮鵝掌了
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閑時能逛商場了
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遇見美女心癢了
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結果物價又漲了一切都他媽白想了 ! ![](http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj251/bjwangzi/image036.gif) ![](http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj251/bjwangzi/image037.jpg?t=1200364271)
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