1.隨便.
男:今朝雅到阿拉7薩麽什啊?
笑班長:隨便!男:7火鍋伐?
笑班長:伐來賽,吃火鍋麵孔高頭要長痘痘厄!男:各麽阿拉7川菜?
笑班長:昨末子剛剛7古川菜,今朝又吃。。。。男:各麽阿拉7海鮮起?嗬嗬......
笑班長:海鮮伐好,7了要肚皮卅厄!男:各麽弄剛7薩?
笑班長:隨便.......
2.才苦亦.
男:阿拉現在組撒起奈??
笑班[
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