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(2007-04-02 09:09:24)
Abartenderissittingbehindthebaronatypicalday,whenthedoorburstsopenandincomefourexuberantblondes.Theycomeuptothebar,orderfivebottlesofchampagneandtenglasses,taketheirorderoverandsitdownatalargetable.Thecorksarepopped,theglassesarefilledandtheybegintoastingandchanting,“51days,51days,51days!”Soon,threemoreblondesarrive,takeuptheirdrinksandthechantinggrows.“51days,51days,51days!”Twomoreblondesshow...[閱讀全文]
(2007-03-30 11:15:04)
話說佛印到蘇東坡家作客，東坡剛做好一條魚，聽說佛印來，他愛開玩笑就把魚藏櫃櫥上邊了。佛印進門瞅見他藏魚，也不揭穿，開口說請教他一個字：＂你這個蘇字（繁體為草頭下一個魚加個禾字）是不是魚放右邊也行呢？＂蘇東坡想了想，對，有這麽寫的，是個異體字。＂那這魚放上邊行嗎？＂＂那可不行。＂不行，不行你還不快拿下來？！＂
Don'tYouEverWonder...Whythesunlig[閱讀全文]
Don'tYouEverWonder...Whythesunlig[閱讀全文]
(2007-03-30 05:47:04)
“Buyacaranditdoesnothingbutgodowninvalue…Takeaphotographanditdoesnothingbutgoupinvalue.Sure,thecasualsnapshotsofyourkidsmaynotseemliketheyare“worth”muchnow,butin10to15yearstheywillbepriceless.NotthatIhavekids,Iwasjustusingthatasananalogy.Thesamethingcanbeappliedtopicturesoffriends,family,etc.”“photographyislikeair…Icouldn’tbreathwithoutit.”–AaronSiskind
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(2007-03-29 08:05:11)
(2007-03-29 07:08:31)
Dealwithdevil...
Thereweretwoevilbrothers.Theywererichandusedtheirmoneytokeeptheirwaysfromthepubliceye.TheyevenattendedthesamechurchandlookedtobeperfectChristians.Then,theirpastorretiredandanewonewashired.Notonlycouldthisnewpastorseerightthroughthebrothers’deception,buthealsospokewellandtrue,andthechurchstartedtoswellinnumbers.Afund-raisingcampaignwasstartedtobuildanewassembly.Allofasudd...[閱讀全文]
