SaidILovedYou...ButIlied(MichaelBolton)
Youarethecandle,love'stheflame
Afirethatburnsthroughwindandrain
Shineyourlightonthisheartofmine
Tilltheendoftime
Youcametomelikethedawnthroughthenight
Justshinin'likethesun
Outofmydreamsandintomylife
Youaretheone,youaretheone
SaidIlovedyoubutIlied
'CausethisismorethanloveIfeelinside
SaidIlovedyoubutIwaswrong
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撞見前女友和新歡調情
影子豬剛被女友拋棄,碰巧在大街上撞見前女友和新歡調情,他越看越氣,想羞辱他們一下。於是很有禮貌上前打了個招呼,並很鄙視地對女友新歡說:“我用過的舊貨你也不嫌棄!”正當他為自己創意得意的時候,前女友卻笑出聲道:“外麵一寸是舊的,裏麵全是嶄新的!”
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